Adam and Eve’s Kids Get the News, I’ve got to marry one of them!?! And the next thought, don’t worry, I’ll pick good matches for you all. At least they are all in agreement about something finally. I am the oldest, so I get first choice. All the girls are looking at me… They all want me. Oh no! All the girls are looking at me… They’re probably thinking, “not him!” Not Omar. Wait! Is she looking at Omar? She is! No way! Omar is mine! Raglan, Jamar, Timar... why do I have to choose one? Why do I have to choose just one? I hope Carria wants me. He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me… roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet… and purple, what rhymes with purple? That’s not fair! Gender discrimination. This is crazy. I wonder what we’re having for dinner tonight? No, maybe, yes, Eww, boys, that’s gross! I’m outta here! Eeney meeney miney, moe… Catch a tiger by its toe…they’re going to have to have more kids, none of these will do. Genesis 3:20; Genesis 5:3, 4, 5