Elbows off the table, put your napkin on your lap, don’t slurp, don’t wipe your mouth on your sleeve, use your napkin, chew with your mouth closed, don’t talk with your mouthful, don’t feed the dog at the table, don’t let your chair back, say “please pass the potatoes“ and “thank you for passing the potatoes.” Yeah, we wouldn’t have all these rules if dad was a better negotiator. Adam, Eve, Cain, Abel, Kids, Genesis