Great Rapture Race, Welcome to beautiful, sunny Jerusalem, I’m Archie Angel, and this is my Color-Commentator, Alan Mighty...together we’re covering the Great Rapture Race on A.B.S. Angelic Broadcasting Service, That’s right, Arch, the racers are all getting ready and signs are evident, imminent start, and it promises to be a very exciting race, now, of course, each racer is in it to win it, they each have one goal, not yet, to be the first to meet Jesus in the clouds, that’s right, Al, let’s hear from our race corespondent, Dee Vine, down among the racers, thanks, Arch, you may notice a lot of the racers seem to be starting the race that’s because the trumpet could sound at any moment, and the racers will start from wherever they happen to be at that exact moment, so if they happen to be closer to the clouds when the trumpet sounds, all the better, that’s right, some of them are hoping to “jump the trumpet.” Another factor to consider is the pit stop, there’s only one, and it happens right at the beginning, and these pit stops are fast, every racer will be changed in a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, Dude, that’s just cruel, I’m guaranteed to win the Rapture Race, I call it my I Thessalonians 4:17-18 strategy, You mean the dead in Christ will rise first part? Yes, I’ve already reserved my cemetery plot on top of the Mount of Olives, how long can you fly? About 7 minutes, how long have you been up here? About 7 minutes, you haven’t heard a trumpet have you? I’ve written an app for my smartphone which uses precise audio sensors to trigger powerful hydraulic cylinders in my boots via Bluetooth connections to launch me 200 meters in the air within 9 nanoseconds of...the first sound wave of the last trumpet striking the smart phone’s microphone , Hey John, listen to my new ringtone, it’s called trumpet fanfare