Heaven’s new Lie Tally Software is kept busy. Tally to Date, Description, I’m with the government and I’m here to help you, the check is in the mail, I’m a preacher and I’d like to say a word, I’ll pray for you, I love you, Baby, It’s not about the money, it’s the principle, If you get me out of this, Lord, I’ll... Honest, (Dad, officer, judge)... This might hurt a little bit, ...till death do us part, Trust me, it... Whatever comes before the “but...” I.e. I’m not mad, but...” or “I’m sorry, but...” I was just kidding, If you vote for me... (basically whenever a politician’s lips are moving