The worlds first asterisk (*), “...so the Lord appointed a sign for Cain, lest anyone finding him should slay him” Genesis 4:15, and thus, the combover, Great, it’s gonna be one of those days, It could have been worse, Cain, I don’t see how. Well, have you seen a desert wolf mark its territory? ...or a bear for that matter. OK, that will work just fine, but will need to refresh it about once a week or so. This is Cain, he is protected by God! Whoever kills him, vengeance will be taken on him sevenfold. Seriously? Cain, son of Adam, protected by God, Magic Marker, permanent ink, I am Cain, protected by God, Don’t kill me. Hold still. This is gonna leave a mark. Take care of it. You only get one. What’s it say? I can’t see it. Don’t kill me. Help wanted: Earn seven times your expenses for killing Cane, son of Adam, who was last seen wandering in the land of Nod, east of Eden (pictured below), note special identifying mark on forehead. Call today and ask for God. What the... Who are you? Uh, Mark, of Cain. And if I’m attacked you protect me, or what, yell, “Don’t kill him!” at my attackers? No, no, no. I just keep track of who hits you with what, and how many times, so they can be paid back sevenfold after you’re dead, as per the contract. Don’t kill me. I feel so much safer now. Sevenfold offer is based on average income of man living in the Land of Nod in the current year or the year of the contract, whichever is less, plus 2% transaction fee; and is non-refundable and non-transferable. Cash value of button is .02 of 1£ L.O.N. dollar. Somebody call the exterminator, we have a lawyer infestation.