Jerusalem Post, classifieds, Sunday, August 17, the year of our Lord - 420 B.C. Career Opportunities: Old Testament Prophet: Must be 100% accurate on all prophetic utterances upon penalty of stone by, meager to non-existent wages may result in poor to intolerable living conditions, including living in caves, mocking, scourgings, torture, chains and imprisonment; being stoned to death, killed by the sword, sawn in two, tempted, going about in sheepskins, in goatskins, being destitute, afflicted, ill-treated, wandering in deserts, wearing sackcloth and ashes, Perks: Expect that congregation will be stiff necked, stubborn, rebellious, ungrateful; refusing to listen to what God tells you to say. Refusing to obey, and yet blaming you when the prophecies of God transpire to their detriment just as you warned. Prerequisites: Bonafide call and reference from God, Contact YAHWE at Kingdom of God, L.L.C. IX Street of Gold, Heaven, Hmm... I wonder why this job hasn’t been snatched up yet.prouhets