The apprentice, priest, confession, Catholic Church, confessional,Since you’ve never taken confessions, just watch me do a few, then you try. Father, I had impure thoughts, I coveted, and I used profanity. Go Thy way, sin no more, pay four dollars at the door. Father, I committed adultery, I stole and I slandered my boss, Father I covered my neighbors car, I skipped mass, and I lied. Father, I yelled at my kids unjustly., uh, Anything else? No just that. Are you sure? Yes, I’m sure. OK, let’s see… Go by way…Uh, sent twice more…um...er...Special today, three for four.